joke for everyday- make a guess

John: hey, korky! what wo u get if you cross a salmon with a sabre?

Korky: ...

John: a ______________.

Korky: ye-owww~!!!!!

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What do ducks do on television?

_________________.

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Which animals didn't go into the ARK in pairs?

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How do you spell 'Crocodile'?

___________________.

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What do you call a sleepy Stegosaurus?

A ___________________.

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Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No - cows go moo.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luck through the keyhole and you'll see me.

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a homing pigeon?

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Now, guys, squeeze your brain juice out a little and think...

Answer are at below...^.~

1) John: what do you get if you cross a salmon with a sabre?

Korky: ....

John:Swordfish.

Korky: ye-owww~!!! ( he got stung by a swordfish at hius butt coz he's fishing.)

2) What do ducks do on television?

Answer: duckumentaries.

3) Which animals didn't go into the ARK in pairs?

Answer: The worms. They went in apples.

4) How do you spell 'crocodile'?

Answer: K-r-o-k-o-d-i-a-l.

The dictionary spells it 'C-r-o-d-i-l-e.'

You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it.

5) What do you call a sleepy Stegosaurus?

Answer: A stegosaurus.

6) What do you get if you cross a parrot with a homing pigeon?

Answer: A bird that can ask the way if it's lost.

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Hope you all have enjoyed my jokes for everday........^^v