Marvellous FOUR and our LIFE stories

my three darlings

My darlings are Aparnaa, Sai and Sukrut...

They are my daughter and son, but aparnaa and sukrut is married.....

Their nickname is......coconut head,superman,batman...

And mine......EGPYTIAN QUEEN CAT...~!!!!! [* COPYRIGHT* ]

How did our nickname came by....

Hmm....Aparnaa the Coconut Head aka Mrs.Sukrut.. She is quite tall and thin and with a pony tail tingi...and she look like a coconut..thus we gave her that nickname, is overly suitable..haha..oh ya..she's married~! ^.~

Sai the Superman...why...hmm...in our form3 class, each of us have a nickname, and i guess sai love superman too much and there he is..getting the nickname of superman...haha..

Sukrut the Batman, there's not much choice for him anyway....supeman,spiderman is taken and left the only one, so i guess he can't really choose...

Must ask aparnaa why leh actually...i'm toooooo blur to remember it, actually i didn't really ask WHY..haha....

For me...the one and only EGYPTIAN QUEEN CAT.

My original nickname is Cat, coz i love to sleep in class especially maths class(teacher too nice to bully..actually i regretted it)haha...but shh...dun tell tat chew beng or else he'll laugh till death...

So till form5, the stupid lamp-dance or whatsoever(i actually have to show my TUMMY!), the head of the school(she "made" the dance)drew a spiral thing and the sun's hand on my forehead, and the makeup which look like pontianak( malaysia's female-seducing-ghost) but the mainpoint is that sun made me look like egpytian's queen 'cat'...so i gotten that name...and is COPYRIGHT~!!!

Let's have a little history lesson below....:P

In form5 is the disasterous year....O'level damn hard, IDIOTIC GALS pick troubles, IDIOTIC so-called teachers pick troubles on ME and my CLASS too...

Well.....there is one incident that i pick..well that sissy pick a fight with me in MY CLASS..ask me to get out of my class, i pay for it leh, tink i will meh...so i told tat sissy "IS my class, YOU want go, you go back to your staffroom!"

and i continue sleeping....that sissy then too angry slamp the door,shouted at me,slap the book, i still continue sleeping, my class keep asking me to just go, i said a big big NO..

so he's so angry but i laughed anyway, that he complain to the head and principal..in my pay-and pay school we still have to see the "teacher's face" and live on..curse them all die on road accident or go to the deepest level of hell and never be reincarnated...

F*** it....sure i get scolding lagi lah...after that..thank god that sissy never show his face in MY BEAUTIFUL CLASS again....see tat sissy also pretend never see...

So obviously my classmates is being "asked" or whatsoever that word is...of course my three darlings helped me..real real real helped which means "lying" a little...

So nothing really happen and went up to tell my story what happen below lo...

Aparnaa told me in secret , that they( the three of them) , she told me "i told sai and sukrut, if anything is going to happen to me and they are going to be "asked", they are prepared to back me up.."

real friends will help you even if they might be in trouble too....

Damn it..that second i actually felt guilty, not because i quarel with that sissy but them...

OF course i or we would have "win" if there is no spyyyyy in our class of 7!

Another incident...

There's another incident that WE quarel with the fat-gozilla-maths-so-caled-teacher, let's named that stupid idiotic guy-BFG( BIG FAT GIANT,actually BFG is a famous children novel by ronald dalph).

So there is another stupid pig BFG always find trouble in MY CLASS...if they pick on me never mind but if it's one of my gang, i'll make sure he/she(two fat idiotcs head of skol) "dieeeeeee"...

And that fellow, juz keep picking trouble in one of us- the marvellous four...

That BFG go to the office and told that we never pass up our homework( me only lah. hw is juz a waste of time), so he just simply scold sure we'll talk back right..which idiot pay for his salary and still keep quiet and get scolding, at least we form5 is not...

So, the usual word "form5 is rebellious"...who cares right..come on..if cannot take it, who cares if u quit, anyway he teaches like TURTLE, i never listen to his class anyway and i alwayz copy one anyway..haha...

So back to the question, he scolded us, and obviouslly APARNAA, coz he know his mother, so of course i am furious, F***-himself lah PIG...

So i was there into the picture and fight back so we again the famous form5 go to the office and they just pretend to ask "what happy", nothing will happen to that BFG anyway, He's a SPYYY too..alwayz listen to what we say (KEPOH!) and tell the office lo...

Soso after the lecture and all....we juz went back to the class and laughed....

Our class have a habit, that is...we never cry or whatsoever after scolding, infront of the teacher we appear sad and wanna cry...after they dissapear out of our way, we'll laughed REAL loud and curse lo( we used to think tat the neighbour class must be tinking have we gone mad or smting)..haha...

There's another incident....all the teachers and US- form5 again.....in the library prepared to have a "meeting".

We than have to put up the tie niely,shirt tuck in, hair tied, rubbish ear-ring off their ears and so on lah...so we went in....all sitted down and getting "griled".

The HEAD of that SCHOOl said "some" teacher complained that we didn't do our homework, this and that lah and ask us is it true bla bla bla, we keep silence obviously, we don't wanna die young infront of them( silence is gold leh) and thus that fat lady-chimpanzi asked the teachers, only two idiotic-sissy-fucking-assholessss said we didn't do this lah that lah,talk back lah,rebellious and all the bad word you can find to put us down, we know that we actually didn't really pass up all the work in time(me is the usal one lo..haha..), but the female teachers all help us...i know they wanted to tell but did not...

After we dismissed, went back to class, one by one the teachers(female or those who cares and love us- isa female teacher still) come and tell this and that..we know is for our own good but we juz listen anyway..feel guilty though...

So our secondary life..only one word can describe "SUCK"...

I mean, talk back and voice our view out is rebellious is it?

Is 21st century man..for what we have to keep quiet when THEY the TEACHER are in the wrong..baka lah they.....so fucking idiot,bitches(the principal and head only)...

haiz...is ok lah..all over...i mean those spy and idiots...

even if i went back to the school i never say hi to that BFG...pretend didn't see him also, but that guy say hi to me..HAHAHAHA...so stupid....

[* special thanks to the teachers that love us above all :

ms.sharmila , mrs.rani, ms.wati,

...ms.kavita( we alwayz did her homework one leh)... *]